Apologies darlings, we have been so caught up in Christmas pursuits here at the Gazette-ette office (read: testing the eggnog and bossing the help around) that we have been quite unable to write anything at all. Tis horrifying we know but the prospect of having the whole of Lord Primcoque's family descending willy nilly is enough to have one reaching for one's "little helpers".
However, one must carry on, after all those reindeer sweater's won't knit themselves. Off we go then, pip pip!
Lady Penelope Primcoque